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Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero
Sorry Yeah Yeah Yeahs officianados, I'm not really a fan. But, judging by 'Zero's NME awards best single nomination, I'm not the only one to rate this track and find the lyrics addictively singable (fans, can you spot any in the review?) What distinguishes the YYYs from any other pop rock (sorry arty garage punk) act are polish-amero-korean lead singer's (what's your name? Karen O!) distinctive vocals ... and her penchant for wearing odd outfits chucked together by her best mate. When she's not shaking it 'like a ladder to the sun' she spends her recording animal noises for the Flaming Lips!
The only question is how will 'Zero' rate in the only top 50 of 2009 that counts. Will it climb, climb higher?
Isaac H
No of votes: 15, Score:
95, Highest vote: 1st
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8
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Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling
Artist link:8 43
Einstein once said that everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler, and The Black Eyed Peas seem to have taken that to heart with this single. There's not an ounce of fat on this stripped down dance track, just an insistent beat and a repetitive hook, and while that sounds like it would be any sane person's idea of music hell, Will.I.Am, Fergie and the other two whose names no one can remember have managed to craft something quite brilliant. "I gotta feeling", they sing, extolling the power of positive thinking, "that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good, good night", and if you use this as the soundtrack to your pre-going out ritual, you know you're pretty much guaranteed a corker.
Greg B
No of votes: 16, Score:
94, Highest vote: 1st
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7
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Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love
If I was Florence Welch, I'd probably be quite frustrated, not to say a little disappointed, at the way the general public has fallen in love with this track. That's not because it's a weak single - far from it - it's fantastic, with Florence's ethereal vocal caressing and wrestling the listener into blissful submission in equal measure. It would make a great B side or a nice little bonus track at the end of a an album (both of which it was), but - and it's a big but - our Florence has written an album chock full of brilliant, original songs like Dog Days Are Over and Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up), so I can't help but think she's just a little peeved that people seem to prefer a cover version of an early nineties dance track that she probably knocked-off in one take at the end of a session to one of her own carefully crafted creations. Still, a hit, as they say in the business, is a hit no matter where it comes from, and by that mark this track is solid gold.
Greg B
No of votes: 17, Score:
83, Highest vote: 1st
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6
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Little Boots - Remedy
Ah! Synth-pop, why did you ever leave me? I'm not talking about processed, over-produced pap extruded from the pop-schmaltz mills because it's cheaper than hiring proper musicians in. No, I mean the use of technology to create a dreamscape you can easily access in your home, your car, when walking to the shops or on public transport. It doesn't necessarily require an army of techies, just a hefty dollop of imagination. Step forward then Victoria Hesketh (wasn't that the name of an It Girl a few years back?), poster girl for those who can recreate the great days of the British Electric Foundation in her bedroom with only a Stylophone and a Casiotone. She can program a Tenori-on at the drop of a hat, collaborate with Sir Philip of Oakey on a track that sounds just like proper Human League, yet is young enough to not seem like a relic excavated from beaneath a pile of massive hair and heavily shoulder-padded shiny jackets in Pop's dank cellar. Not only are the synth-scapes lush, but the lyrics are as catchy as goosegrass seeds.
P Shoo
No of votes: 17, Score:
104, Highest vote: 1st
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5
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Jay-z feat. Alicia Keys - Empire State Of Mind
Jay-Z's buoyant and uplifting paen to New York gave him his first Billboard Number One single as a solo artist and climbed as high as Number Two in the UK Singles charts. Sampling "Love on a Two-Way Street" by The Moments and featuring a soaring contribution from Hell's Kitchen's very own Alicia Keys,"Empire State of Mind" is nothing more or less than a heartfelt love song to the Big Apple. Multi-millionaire executive Jay-Z is clearly now some distance from the street hustler who grew up in the grimy Marcy projects in Brooklyn: this self-proclaimed "new Sinatra" is married to Beyonce and sings here about highfiving Nicks and Nets players from his courtside seats at the game....but it seems that he's not entirely forgotten where he came from. As well as namechecking NYC's great and good, Jay-Z's New York is filled with dealers selling rocks on street corners, addicts and hookers. Even so, "Empire State of Mind" (is that title a nod to Billy Joel or what?) is a joyous celebration of the city that has most closely nurtured and symbolised the American Dream, whether welcoming in waves of immigrants past the Statue of Liberty or standing defiant at the fall of the World Trade Centre. If you can make it here, the old Sinatra told us, you can make it anywhere. Or, as the New Sinatra puts it, In New York, there's nothing you can't do....
Swiss T
No of votes: 17, Score:
117, Highest vote: 1st
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La Roux - Bulletproof
Ben Langmaid. There. Take your credit where it is certainly due - the virtually silent partner to vocalist and front-woman Elly Jackson. I can only presume you have a sensible haircut and dress plainly (hence why we don't see you live or in the video for this). Lord alone knows what your percentage of the writing credits actually is, but you share it on the record, far as I'm concerned. This song is for me THE pop song of the year. Pilfering a bit of what seems to be Yazoo blended with 1980s computer bleeps, this is fantastic synth pop, that chorus in the song is nothing short of absolute genius. It's crisp, pacy, rapid-fire and whilst it has its origins from nearly 3 decades before, this is a 21st century classic.
Jason M
No of votes: 22, Score:
127, Highest vote: 2nd
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Lily Allen - The Fear
Artist link:14 26
'The Fear' is Lily Allen at her absolute best, though she worryingly starts by proclaiming no time for either 'clever' or 'funny' - which is a shame because without these, she would be just another popstrel daughter with a reliable ear for melody. You are never quite sure where the sideways look at celebrity ends and the therapy begins, though by the time she starts worrying about her body image you've got a pretty good idea that you're now hiding behind the psychiatrist's couch. It's the most enduring satire of 2009; catchier than Ian Hislop, prettier than Charlie Brooker, more repeatable than Frankie Boyle. If Lily does follow through on her threat to leave the scene and become the poster girl for housewifery then pop will instantly become less clever and less funny. And we should all care about that.
Danny G
No of votes: 25, Score:
150, Highest vote: 1st
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Lady Gaga - Poker Face
I say, I say, I say, how do you make Lady Gaga Cry? Poker Face! Yes, not only did New York's Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta release the best song of 2009 (IMHO), but she also inspired the best music related joke of the year (not including Jedward, obviously). Using a game of cards as a metaphor for love and sex isn't exactly an original idea, but I doubt that Kenny Rogers ever contemplated using the phrase "Bluffin' with my Muffin" in any of his songs (for which we should all be thankful). The track kicks off with a thumping beat and what sounds like a Boney M sample, declaring its intentions to reimagine disco for the iPhone generation with Gaga herself playing the role of the glitterball. Gorgeous.
Greg B
No of votes: 26, Score:
157, Highest vote: 1st
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Dizzee Rascal feat. Armand Van Helden - Bonkers
I'm not sure what it is about Dizzee Rascal, but he's like some sort of lucky talisman for collaborators. This time it's American producer Armand Van Helden that's got an absolutely filthy house track tucked underneath his arm and decided he needed some good old fashioned British eccentricity dawbed all over it. Given that the phrase "Bonkers" got more than enough mileage in Smashey and Nicey skits from over a decade ago, Dizzee has been very 2009 in giving it a full Gok Wan makeover. I love the mantra that goes with it - "Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free", just the sort of thing that's going to act as a catalyst to messy, noisy, boisterous nights out. Naturally, da kids were dancing themselves silly to it (and believe me, I use "kids" advisedly here) - frankly, if you didn't, you're one Blue WKD short of the crate.
Jason M
No of votes: 27, Score:
177, Highest vote: 1st
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A MASSIVE THANKS also to all those who slaved over a hot keyboard to produce the write ups: Danny G, Paul M, Kat B, Isaac H, Milly H, P Shoo, Emyr I, Greg B, Veronica S, Jane B, John C, Swiss T, Faye P